AUTISM OVERLOAD ALERT!!!!!!!

aight i'm writing this like, nearly 2 hours before the switch 2 direct goes live, and the only thing I'm looking forward is Mario Kart 9 because I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

What I REALLY want from it, is Mission Mode, like, THE Mission Mode from Mario Kart DS, not the poopoo shit mode that Mario Kart Tour had, that game was like "Hit five goombers out of the billions in the track" or easy bullshit like "Do a Rocket Boost"

Nah what I want is what DS gave us, that sweet sweet "hit ALL the goombers, no more no less", cuz that shit had actual challenge, especially the ones where they tell you to hit spawning enemies like Monty Moles and Rocky Wrenches (that Rocky Wrenches one's like, the toughest mission I swear)

And how could you forget the bosses :3 they were the PEAK of Mission Mode

Now what I've been thinking EVEN before the first Switch 2 trailer dropped, was that they could do a "Campaign Mode", where you're forced to play as your Mii, and you go around some towns, talking to people, and said people would give you tasks to do, those tasks being where you do a mission like hitting goombas or hitting coins, and certain missions would give you specific rewards, like costumes for either your Mii or the Mario cast (they gotta do costumes please im begging) (and on another note, they should let you customize every parts of your Mii, like their pants, hats, shirts, and each clothes would affect the Mii's statistics)

Also was thinking that, whenever you beat a boss, you'd unlock that boss as a playable character, because why one, playing bosses is always a good videogame trope.

Now, another thing I been thinking before the first trailer, is that they'd have just 12 racers like Wii and 8, BUT, they could have this "mode", where it's only 8 racers, but each karts have two drivers, Double Dash style, but seeing there's now 24 racers, they could still do that but with 12 racers, each kart two drivers.

Now a very niche thing, not something I crave, but- fuck the koopalings, their craze has ended way long ago, they weren't in Mario Oddysey, their asses got replaced by fucking bunnies, they weren't in M&L Brothership and they weren't in Mario Bros Wonder, no one and their grandmas want them, like, they'd waste SEVEN slots, keep Bowser Jr., I guess he's iconic enough, and atleast the babies, like, there's only 2 of them that are just, whatever, but 7 turtles is just, i mean, I wouldn't be mad if they kept them, but also like, why ?

Now, with the Retro Tracks, I feel like they'll cut traditions a li'l, and have less retros than nitros, let's ssay for exemple, they'll have 80 nitro track, alongside 40 retro tracks, that would make sense, because I've heard people say they won't make retro tracks, but everyone were making lists of Retro tracks predictions for TEN GOD DAMN YEARS, and even then, if the game sells crazy, you know damn well they're gonna make DLC for the games with retro tracks

Also, I would fucking hate Tour tracks getting remade 💔 i fucking hate Mario Kart Tour 💔 i shouldn't even capitalised mario kart tour 💔 tour my fucking nemesis 💔

That game's track are already archived withing the Booster Course Pass (cuz you know one day mario kart tour's gonna get shut down), we have played them for so long in a game we've played for a decade and I wish that was an actual joke

Also, people have been saying that, this track that's been shown, might have a section system like the tour tracks, and yknw, that's fair, I liked those, but I just wish they don't overshadow the traditionnal "do the same path for 3 laps or more", atleast have a 50/50 balance between those two types, also it would be cool to have SNES tracks with their good ol' 5 laps, for pure nostalgia

Talking about Retros, which onee would I want to come back ?? Hmmmm, the only tracks that I would like to come back from MK8DX are what I called the "what the FUCK HAPPENED???" ones, aka GBA Sky Garden and GBA Sunset Wilds (well actually I don't give a damn about Sunset Wilds)

But, lemme tell you, my first ever videogame was Mario Kart DS, and I also had my mom's copy of Mario Kart Super Circuit, I love the HELL out of those games, and Sky Garden was AND STILL IS my favorite track in Super Circuit, and seeing it absolutely murdered in the Deluxe DLC...... Man, if they don't give that track its blue colored road and original layout back, ts pmo wiltered fucking rose emoji

but uhhhh, I think that's all my autistic ass wanted to say, I guess I'm not drawing today because I'm gonna have an anneurism after the ONE HOUR LONG DIRECT, but uhh, yeah, a new era is coming towards us

actually yknw, lemme put my thoughts on other Switch 2 related things

-I will start a riot if the joycons drifts

-what is the new Kirby game was like, some sort of sequel of Amazing Mirror, and it's in 3D and opened world and 4 players coop and online (im just so autistic about Shadow Dedede and King D-Mind i crave to see them again, also, if Dark Mind would be coming back, what if his EX version was Zero Two themed)

-uhhhh i don't think smash 6 is happening, i feel like Sakurai don't wanna work after the billions of hours that must've went into smash 6, but that's just my thoughts i don't care about smash bros

-the next WarioWare would def have mouse controlled microgames

-what if they remake Super Mario 3D Land, and add a side mode called Wario 3D Land, acting like a 3D version of a Wario Land game, to revive the franchise

-apparently there's a 3D Rayman game being remade, would love it if it was that Rayman Arena game (or whatever it was called), and they just expand the game a whole lot and give it online multiplayer

-and last, I WANT DEDEDES DELICIOUS DRUM DASH 2 WE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT

OUR MAMAS KINDA HOMELESS /ref

-oh wait no i remember this, i said this to a friend, remember that cancelled "Kid Kirby" game on the SNES ? it was gonna use the SNES mouse, and just, hear me out, what if they revived that idea, i mean, they revived the idea of three enemies alongside Kirby that the cancelled GCN game had, with Star Allies, and then yknw, Morpho Knight's design is from another scrapped Kirby game

-and maybe mario paint 2 I guess

now i think im actually done, maybe I'll update this if I remember other things my sweaty autistic dumb ass has to say, and then maybe edit my thoughts after the direct, anyways until next time!!!